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Bulan kelahiran + tanggal lahir + huruf pertama.


Bulan kelahiran
Januari, Juli : Gue malak
Februari, Agustus : Gue membunuh
Maret, September : Gue mengunyah
April, Oktober : Gue menikah dengan
Mei, November : Gue injekin kepala
Juni, Desember : Gue ciuman sama

Tanggal lahir
1, 17 : George Bush
2, 18 : Aming
3, 19 : Sarah Azhari
4, 20 : Rhoma Irama
5, 21 : Tukul
6, 23 : Inul
7, 24 : Alien dari Mars
8, 25 : Osama bin Laden
9, 26 : Marylin Monroe
10, 27 : Delon
11, 28 : Tessy srimulat
12, 29 : Tukang bakso di depan rumah
13, 30 : Komeng
14, 31 : Bang Yos
15 : Pembokat gw
16 : Ikan lele

Huruf pertama NAMA ASLI kamu
A, N : agar masuk surga
B, O : terus duduk di pangkuan Gus Dur
C, P : untuk melacak Edy Tansil
D, Q : agar dapat duit satu miliar
E, R : tapi ditangkep tramtib
F, S : biar bisa bayar sekolah
G, T : untuk menguasai dunia
H, U : agar bisa keliling dunia
I, V : terus baca Playboy
J, W : demi Indonesia tercinta
K, X : sambil makan jengkol
L, Y : terus lari keliling kampung
M, Z : sambil gosok gigi.

17 signs you like someone

Seventeen:
you look at their profile/picture
constantly

sixteen:
when you're on the phone with them late
at night and they hang up, you still
miss them even when it was just two
minutes ago.

Fifteen:
you read their texts or sms over and
over again.

Fourteen:
you walk really slow when you're with
them

thirteen:
you feel shy whenever you're/they're
around.

Eleven:
when you think about them, your heart
beats faster and slower at the same
time

ten:
you smile when you hear their voice.

Nine:
when you look at them, you can't see
the other people around you, all you
see is him//her.

Eight:
you start listening to slow songs,
while thinking of them

seven:
they're all you think about.

Six:
you get high just from their scent.

Five:
you reallize that you're always smiling
to yourself when you think about them.

Four:
you would do anything for them, or
anything to see them.

Three:
while reading this, there was one
person on your mind the whole time...

Two:
you were so busy thinking about that
person, you didnt notice number twelve
was missing

one:
you just scrolled up to check & are now
silently laughing at yourself.